0:00:00.780,0:00:02.920 One day, a fierce wind blew, 0:00:03.420,0:00:06.360 A spring storm that sent sand flying 0:00:06.580,0:00:09.240 And two men, inspired by this wind, 0:00:09.420,0:00:10.560 Came up with an idea... 0:00:11.240,0:00:15.880 manbo-p 0:00:16.380,0:00:22.280 "When the Wind Blows, Mankind is Doomed" 0:00:22.740,0:00:27.060 The story of conflict between two organizations 0:00:27.700,0:00:29.820 The boss of the Scientists of Villainy 0:00:30.360,0:00:32.900 Was Akuzu, so rotten he would let loose people's dogs 0:00:33.280,0:00:35.860 With his abundant knowledge and creativity, 0:00:36.220,0:00:38.840 He invented a machine to ruin birthday parties! 0:00:38.940,0:00:41.300 Unsatisfied with burning charcoal, 0:00:41.300,0:00:44.340 Mori dared to burn down towers and temples 0:00:44.740,0:00:47.360 She used the machine that ruined birthdays 0:00:47.740,0:00:50.160 And invented yakitori that soured hearts! 0:00:50.520,0:00:52.880 Ever since he found himself time-warped, 0:00:52.880,0:00:55.540 Ono no Imoko(a historical person whose name is girlish) was laughed at, asked "Are you a man?" 0:00:56.040,0:00:58.380 He used the yakitori that soured hearts 0:00:58.460,0:01:01.180 And invented sheep that pull open zippers! 0:01:01.720,0:01:03.480 Sheep, goats, camels, 0:01:03.480,0:01:07.180 Happily-playing brats, Tone hunted the fur from them all 0:01:07.440,0:01:09.560 She used the sheep that pull open zippers 0:01:10.260,0:01:12.720 And invented a string that makes sounds unpleasant! 0:01:13.060,0:01:14.420 Though he wanted to play in a band, 0:01:14.420,0:01:17.360 Kaga couldn't even remember the order of "do re mi fa so si la" 0:01:18.240,0:01:21.080 He used the string that makes sounds unpleasant 0:01:21.560,0:01:23.920 And invented a guitar that sounds like noisy munching! 0:01:24.180,0:01:28.720 Akuzu grinned as he looked upon the research of his subordinates; 0:01:29.520,0:01:32.700 He used the guitar that sounds like noisy munching 0:01:32.700,0:01:35.360 And invented a song to make people dumb as a 5-year-old parrot! 0:01:36.000,0:01:41.400 Can you believe it? That with just a single breeze, 0:01:41.400,0:01:47.360 The world could be brought to ruin? 0:01:47.560,0:01:52.980 Akuzu's organization came up with a plot 0:01:53.640,0:01:59.500 To play their song to all of mankind! 0:01:59.560,0:02:04.900 At the same time, under the same wind... 0:02:04.900,0:02:07.380 The boss of the Scientists of Justice 0:02:07.380,0:02:10.260 Was Masaki, statistically kinder than the Buddha 0:02:10.660,0:02:13.340 With his abundant knowledge and creativity, 0:02:13.440,0:02:15.900 He invented a machine to aid in birthday parties! 0:02:16.420,0:02:18.780 To the cause of safe, delicious chicken, 0:02:18.940,0:02:21.680 Shoji dedicated her life and her husband's dignity 0:02:22.060,0:02:24.620 She used the machine to aid in birthday parties 0:02:25.080,0:02:27.280 And invented yakitori that understood people's pain! 0:02:27.960,0:02:30.320 That time he made carbonara with yogurt, 0:02:30.660,0:02:33.000 Yabe had tasted a regret most foul 0:02:33.120,0:02:35.840 He used the yakitori that understood people's pain 0:02:36.300,0:02:38.460 And invented sheep with tasty milk (compared to a gastroscopy)! 0:02:39.160,0:02:41.320 A lover of fashion and animals, 0:02:41.320,0:02:44.240 Hata played with her hair and with alligators 0:02:44.540,0:02:47.200 She used the sheep with tasty milk (compared to a gastroscopy) 0:02:47.600,0:02:50.100 And invented a thread that melts by perfume or temperature! 0:02:50.520,0:02:51.980 Puzzled by their popularity in his school days, 0:02:51.980,0:02:54.840 Haba still wouldn't forgive those "kinda bad guys" 0:02:55.280,0:02:58.360 He used the thread that melts by perfume or temperature 0:02:58.560,0:03:01.240 And invented a heart-soothing guitar that even termites love! 0:03:01.700,0:03:05.960 Masaki smiled looking upon the research of his colleagues; 0:03:06.740,0:03:09.920 He used the heart-soothing guitar that even termites love 0:03:10.200,0:03:13.260 And invented a song to make people pure, kind, and noble! 0:03:13.800,0:03:19.000 Can you believe it? That with just a single breeze, 0:03:19.160,0:03:24.360 The world could be saved? 0:03:24.740,0:03:30.260 Akuzu was reformed, and together they made a plan 0:03:31.240,0:03:36.860 To play their song to all of mankind! 0:03:42.680,0:03:43.800 Masaki won... 0:03:43.900,0:03:45.320 So mankind is saved... 0:03:45.420,0:03:47.420 ...no! Conflict is not over! 0:03:48.580,0:03:52.740 They have family meetings now, 0:03:54.280,0:03:58.820 And last week, they went to the beach, 0:03:59.840,0:04:04.520 But Akuzu was only pretending to listen; 0:04:05.660,0:04:09.780 He was still rotten to the core... 0:04:11.220,0:04:13.580 He secretly swapped the CDs, 0:04:14.180,0:04:16.180 And as the plan's countdown began, 0:04:16.860,0:04:19.160 He informed Masaki: 0:04:19.300,0:04:21.460 "Looks like I've tricked you!" 0:04:25.280,0:04:27.280 I know. 0:04:27.720,0:04:32.400 "I only ever pretended to be good to get funding! 0:04:32.940,0:04:37.880 No one so much as noticed, but our organization 0:04:38.540,0:04:40.820 Never made a single decent thing! 0:04:41.040,0:04:43.600 We just took everything! 0:04:44.700,0:04:50.460 I'LL be the one to destroy the world, fool!!" 0:04:53.620,0:04:56.100 The melody of destruction played, 0:04:58.300,0:05:00.960 And all because the wind blew... 0:05:04.700,0:05:07.580 "When the Wind Blows, Mankind is Doomed" manbo-p