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I don't understand

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Anything

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What is that?

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A shining UFO?

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Even the crows instinctively refuse to peck at it

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And the dogs run away like mad

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A heavy, drooping body

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A long dorsal fin

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Big, dull eyes

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Its soul was no longer there

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Why is an ocean sunfish dying behind my house?

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An ocean sunfish about 2m in length is dying

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There are just so many things wrong with this, I can't even be angry

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For now, I guess I should call the police

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I tried eating it

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It tastes awful

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Smells fishy

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And the sticky liquid is just awful

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This absolutely incomprehensible reality

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Made me even prepare for my own death

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Is this an extreme prank?

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Or could this possibly be a present?

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Whatever the truth may be

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I feel sorry for the ocean sunfish

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The town I live in is far from the ocean

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But an ocean sunfish is dying behind my house

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I reported it to the police, but they won't believe me

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Please don't report me, Mrs. Neighbor

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Why is an ocean sunfish dying behind my house?

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Even my mother won't believe me

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Now the mass media is interviewing me, Mrs. Neighbor

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Are you watching, mother? Please believe me