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"GUILTY!!" You broke the "Anti-Phone-Zombies Act".

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You should not lightly cross the line.

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I sentence you for transformation into a turtle and for exile. 
("JUSTICE BEAM")

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The only condition you could come back is to "learn".

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All Phone Zombies Lead to Rome / manbo-p

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MUSIC: Yoh Takahashi   ILLUSTRATION: Tsukasa Ryugu

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When I was sobbing on an unknown beach,

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a king secured me for peace.

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However, he was taken everything by his people and he was exiled from the land.

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I was in ancient Rome, the beginning of the Roman Republic.

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However, in fact, aristocrats(the senate) dominated the power.

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Commoners were regarded less than old grasshoppers.

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Aristocrats gave delicious foods while commoners fed only mud.

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Including disparity in the society, they continued extending the war.

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During the war, farms were worn-out and proletarians were increased.

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On the other hand, wealth people earned more by using slaves.

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Aristocrats even fed me money itself.

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Commoners tried to hunt me to cook sashimi.

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"Sulla: the Optimates" VS "Marius: the Populares"

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"The War of Spartacus". We're entering civil wars.

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I was sent to the war zone for being a shell-shield.

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"Don't make me a true zombie!! Don't kill Me!" 

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Caesar, Pompeius, and Crassus!

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Populares were ruling Rome and the 1st Triumviratus began.

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Now get relieved? Remember guys,

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this is the (inevitable) consequence of Phone-Zombies.

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Crassus's gone like easy money. 

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Pompeius went over to the senate. WHY.
(Pompeius:"He’s so cocky." Senators:"Yeah, I know" )

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Caesar punished him, but he was assassinated by Brute. 
("Et tu, Brute?")

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The scar on my shell(Drooling Donkey) would never heal.  

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Antonius, Lepidus, and Octavianus.

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The 2nd Triumviratus began, damply.

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Lepidus's gone like easy money. 

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The new conflict began among those two left.
Am I watching a recording?

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Octavianus(adopted child of Caesar) followed his father's footsteps.

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Antonius, teamed up with Cleopatra, stood against him.

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In the Battle of Actium,

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I worked for Octavianus and brought him victory.

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He started Principate,

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which well-balanced with the power of the senate.

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It was totally different from what happened in Caesar's.
("Imperator Caesar Divi Filius Augustus", "Puddingceps", "Pater Patriae")

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I've witnessed how people progressed

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by "learning" from the past.

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Although being a turtle is fine, it's a really peaceful life

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Thanks to the Five Good Emperors, it was Pax Romana.
("Nerva","Trajan","Hadrian,"Antoninus Pius","Marcus Aurelius")

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With water supply and public baths, it's very comfortable

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Maybe I could have been born as a turtle

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However, Rome became too large.

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Caracalla expanded citizenship in provinces,

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which led to the flood of Barracks emperors.

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人は争いを繰り返す
"Conflicts between people are repeated.
(Diocletian, Constantine, Theodosius)"

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Diocletian advertises himself as God.
("Diocletianus", "I am THE GOD")

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Constantinus approved Christianity.
("Remember. Athanasius is the Orthodox Church"
 
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They aimed unification in their ways, 
but only ended up triggering another fight.

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デオトシウスは死の淵で苦しみを打ち明けた
Theodosius confessed his suffering at his last moment.

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"We were looking for a way to bring peace to everyone.

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We were looking for a way to let people help each other.
Now, we ARE still do it.

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We human do not have a shell

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so we need somebody to leave our back."

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"I hope we'll find the way after me"

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The wish was never come true.

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The Roman Empire fell. Divided by East and West. 

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I finally understood.

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The world is build on people in the past,

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who fought each other, acknowledged each other,

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and failed again and again.

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And I understood we're still halfway.

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I, who "learned" it, came back to where I was.

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The world looks slightly different.

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I know because I've changed.