0:00:04.100,0:00:05.500 ""Let's begin this week's lesson! 0:00:05.500,0:00:07.620 Welcome back to "Cinematize YOU !" 0:00:07.620,0:00:09.240 From tomorrow's chats with your friends, 0:00:09.240,0:00:10.700 you can use these handy lines! 0:00:10.840,0:00:16.540 "The Nine Words that will Cinematize YOU" / Manbo-p. Music & illustration : Yoh Takahashi 0:00:17.260,0:00:20.620 When one of your friend, to make you laugh, 0:00:20.620,0:00:24.060 tell you a joke, don't laugh and look down at her! 0:00:24.060,0:00:29.940 "You've got to ask yourself one question:'What would Freud say?' Well, do ya, punk?" 0:00:30.460,0:00:33.960 When one of your friend is giving a support to someone in need 0:00:33.960,0:00:37.020 with her deepest kindness, shut her up with this quote! 0:00:37.080,0:00:42.960 "Ridiculous. Did you hatch from your grandma's cherry pie?" 0:00:44.060,0:00:47.060 When one of your friend set a great & splendid objective 0:00:47.060,0:00:50.280 and is making a great effort, break his heart right now! 0:00:50.540,0:00:56.360 "That's too difficult for you. It's much easier to get high with a Diet Coke." 0:00:56.560,0:01:00.020 Now you are a movie star! 0:01:00.020,0:01:03.880 It just looks like you popped out a movie. 0:01:04.100,0:01:05.500 Ah. 0:01:06.140,0:01:09.960 You're getting everyone's attention. 0:01:09.960,0:01:13.800 But please remember, 0:01:13.800,0:01:17.560 you may lose all of your friends. 0:01:17.560,0:01:19.560 Ah. 0:01:24.020,0:01:26.020 (Commercial) 0:01:30.280,0:01:33.500 When one of your friend ask you for advice, 0:01:33.500,0:01:36.980 don't listen to any words. And run away from her with a fake plan. 0:01:36.980,0:01:42.780 "My Golden Retriever wants to watch a hockey game at home. I must go and turn on TV for him." 0:01:43.420,0:01:46.740 When one of your friend is standing at the crossroads of him life 0:01:46.800,0:01:50.440 and ask you "pray for me", just leave him alone with this line! 0:01:50.440,0:01:55.720 "I was broken up with Fortuna in my highschool. I believe in only dices." 0:01:56.580,0:01:59.920 When one of your friend trusts you much more than anyone 0:01:59.920,0:02:03.440 and believe friendship with you, tell her you don't feel that much right now. 0:02:03.440,0:02:08.440 "I know Only Miami Beach won't let me down." 0:02:09.780,0:02:12.900 Now you are a movie star! 0:02:12.900,0:02:16.740 It just looks like you popped out a movie. 0:02:16.740,0:02:18.700 Ah. 0:02:18.700,0:02:23.120 You're getting everyone's attention. 0:02:23.120,0:02:26.180 make sure you're prepared for your autograph. 0:02:26.180,0:02:30.360 If you had any chance to be asked. 0:02:30.380,0:02:31.400 Ah. 0:02:36.600,0:02:38.600 (Commercial) 0:02:43.200,0:02:46.460 When one of your friend accidentally screws up, 0:02:46.460,0:02:49.940 never try to help her and make fun of her parents as well !! 0:02:49.940,0:02:55.720 "Oh, did your mom pour bourbon whiskey over granola for your breakfast?" 0:02:56.340,0:02:59.420 When one of your friend looks happy for some reason 0:02:59.420,0:03:03.200 and comes you to tell the story, show her you won't listen to her whatever she says! 0:03:03.200,0:03:08.900 "You seem happy today. Did you meet Taylor Swift in your dream ?" 0:03:09.760,0:03:12.740 When one of your friend wants to be a friend for life with you 0:03:12.740,0:03:16.400 and have a great days forever, say good-bye with this line! 0:03:16.400,0:03:22.020 "With YOU? I feel much better to dance cheek to cheek with a bison." 0:03:24.320,0:03:27.340 Now you are a movie star! 0:03:27.340,0:03:31.680 It just looks like you popped out a movie. 0:03:31.680,0:03:32.800 Ah. 0:03:33.360,0:03:37.480 Hollywood studios are offering you. 0:03:37.480,0:03:40.700 It's hard to get over, 0:03:40.700,0:03:44.960 but win every competition and become a SUPERSTAR !! 0:03:44.960,0:03:46.960 Ah. 0:03:50.940,0:03:52.580 Now, it's all for this week! 0:03:52.580,0:03:53.840 Hope we did help you a lot. 0:03:53.840,0:03:55.460 Don't miss the next post. 0:03:55.460,0:03:57.600 Thank you for watching "Cinematize You !"