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The Loquat Growing On My Forehead Has A Terrible Personality - manbo-p

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A loquat tree has grown out of my forehead,

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acting as though it has always been there.

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I'm scared of trying to pluck it recklessly,

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and I'm also too embarrassed to go see a doctor.

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When I, due to my new-found clumsiness caused by the heavy loquat,

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accidentally shaved off one of my eyebrows,

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the loquat, indifferent to my suffering and tears,

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began to lengthen explosively.

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Come on, please let this be a Nice story where

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when I'm sad it will wilt and when I'm happy it will grow.

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Don't you dare flaunt your fruits whenever I'm depressed.

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Are you trying to be inversely proportional to the amount of my hair? You bastard!

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A loquat tree has grown out of my forehead,

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acting as though it has been there since my grandfather's generation.

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It doesn't grow when I'm sleeping,

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but as soon as I wake up and look at it, it'll be growing.

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Onto the loquat that's prospering in front of my eyes,

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I decided to spray some herbicide.

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A few minutes after I thought it was all over,

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I came to regret my action.

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The loquat tree has sprouted A new branch in a location

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such that the drops of fluid would drip right into my eye.

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I'll need a shower hat.

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When I turn in my sleep, It would drip onto the tatami and make it rot.

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Finally, I decided to wash it with water, which nurtured the loquat back to life.

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I'll have to try the opposite approach.

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If it grows when I'm in a slump,

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then it should wilt when I laugh.

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Try my roars of laughter on for size.

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A second tree has grown out of my right armpit,

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And it grows when I laugh. Seriously?!

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On top of that, I can no longer put my right arm down because of the sharp branches.

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This is now a life-threatening exigency, so I called for an ambulance.

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But when the ambulance arrived,

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I had already completely removed the loquat.

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Aah-!!!!!!!!!