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We promise to you days of sweetness,

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And a life that floats to the top with joy

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In Room 101 is Uchiyama,

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Who's advised by kind men

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And out on the veranda,

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He grows his (currently-still-)legal mushrooms

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In Room 102 is Kitasato,

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Who has no tricks, sleights of hand, or future

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He disappeared his savings with magic,

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But doesn't know how to get them back

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In Room 103 is Ms. Morikawa,

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And she likes a violent, jobless man,

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A royal straight sleazebag;

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It's a first love without much juice

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In Room 104 is Ms. Iijima,

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Who's very popular among primates,

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But she's allergic to mammals,

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So she foams at the moath when approached

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We promise to you days of sweetness,

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And a life that floats to the top with joy

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Let's spend our time together as good friends

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This is where people are made happy!

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In Room 201 is Nakamoto,

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A very well-behaved young man

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But his common sense must be glitchy,

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Because he works as an ivory smuggler

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In Room 202 is Murakami,

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An expert in masochism

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When he gets Xes put on his family census,

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That's when he's most invigorated

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In Room 203 is Ms. Takehara,

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Who keeps an adorable Shiba Inu

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And she so enjoys fawning over him,

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She's lost her job, all trust, and her liver

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In Room 204 is Ms. Takakura,

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Who's been waiting for a friend to come over

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And some sushi she ordered for them

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For about 30 years now

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We promise to you days of sweetness,

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And a life that floats to the top with joy

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Let's all work together with our best buds

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This is where smiles are put on people!

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Uchiyama's mushrooms suddenly propogated,

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And all the residents were unintentionally affected

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Their judgement and memory went bonkers,

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So everyone got their rooms mixed up!

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Uchiyama's room has Nakamoto with his flimsy ethics,

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Enticed by the shrooms more profitable than ivory!

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Nakamoto's room has Ms. Morikawa, lukewarm first-lover,

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Now loving the honest-ish youth! They're getting along!

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Ms. Morikawa's room has ultimate masochist Murakami,

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Who's being treated well by the sleazebag still there!

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Murakami's room has time-whiling Ms. Takakura,

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Who's at last awakened to the joy of being left be!

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Ms. Takakura's room has primate fave Ms. Iijima,

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Who, living secluded and alone, will foam no more!

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Ms. Iijima's room has Shiba-Inu-adoring Ms. Takehara,

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Who picked up some allergies and parted from her pet!

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Ms. Takehara's room has dismal magician Kitasato,

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Who now has little left to eat but dog hair!

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And so everyone but Kitasato became happy!

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So now, let these joyful days go on!

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Because of Uchiyama's mistake,

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He's been sent on a vacation abroad...

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So Room 101 is open!

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We're calling for tenants!

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Oh, what wonderful apartments!