0:00:11.480,0:00:17.020 My graduation day had arrived, 0:00:17.020,0:00:22.620 And I was to arrive at 8:30 0:00:22.620,0:00:27.780 But according to the clock by the bed, 0:00:27.820,0:00:33.800 It's already 8:20... 0:00:33.800,0:00:36.700 I figured I had just enough time to make it, 0:00:36.700,0:00:39.620 But despite my precidament, someone appeared... 0:00:39.680,0:00:42.380 It's an old man rubbing students with white noodles! 0:00:42.380,0:00:45.020 Those half-boiled noodles were making them all slippery! 0:00:45.120,0:00:48.760 But in my first year, judo instructor Shudo taught me... 0:00:48.900,0:00:50.760 THE COLLARBONE CRACK! 0:00:50.960,0:00:53.400 After surmounting a tight situation, next up, 0:00:53.620,0:00:55.940 There were crows dripping miso on students' necks! 0:00:56.100,0:00:59.680 But in my first year, science teacher Mokuhara taught me... 0:00:59.980,0:01:02.160 THE SULPHIRIC ACID SPLASH! 0:01:02.320,0:01:04.400 After putting an end to a crow's life, next, 0:01:04.640,0:01:07.360 I saw a road paved with marbles made of mucus! 0:01:07.540,0:01:11.300 But in my first year, club leader Kawata taught me... 0:01:11.480,0:01:13.240 PERSONAL ANTI-GRAVITY! 0:01:13.420,0:01:16.000 After ignoring the entire purpose of a road, 0:01:16.260,0:01:18.520 There were lizards rubbing their eggs on people's necks! 0:01:18.660,0:01:22.440 But in my second year, classmate Kandagawa taught me... 0:01:22.780,0:01:24.600 THE CERBERUS RENTAL! 0:01:24.800,0:01:29.840 Thank you - the things you've all given me 0:01:30.020,0:01:35.920 Live on within me - and so I have five minutes left... 0:01:47.200,0:01:49.600 After rendering a lizard unable to breed, 0:01:49.820,0:01:52.580 An old lady was flattening the town since she didn't know her way! 0:01:52.720,0:01:56.480 But in my second year, geology teacher Taguchi taught me... 0:01:56.720,0:01:58.740 THE JUNGLE GROWER! 0:01:58.880,0:02:01.360 After leading an old lady into disaster, next, 0:02:01.580,0:02:04.160 I bumped into air that would vaporize a human body in seconds! 0:02:04.280,0:02:08.040 But in my third year, biology teacher Mitsui taught me... 0:02:08.200,0:02:09.800 THE MECHANICAL MOLT! 0:02:09.980,0:02:12.360 After slipping past an atmospheric assault, 0:02:12.640,0:02:15.320 I saw a dark lord who stopped time when his butt clenched! 0:02:15.460,0:02:19.260 But in my third year, hygiene teacher Shimatsu taught me... 0:02:19.440,0:02:21.400 THE FALLING ANGEL! [A POWERFUL LAXATIVE!] 0:02:21.540,0:02:23.820 After utterly humiliating a dark lord, next, 0:02:23.960,0:02:26.420 I saw a railway crossing that closed for five minutes, and no other routes! 0:02:26.560,0:02:29.280 If this it how it is, then I'm finished! No matter who it was. 0:02:29.420,0:02:33.180 No one could get out of this situation! 0:02:44.080,0:02:49.080 The time was 8:40, 0:02:49.320,0:02:54.720 And I was trudging back home 0:02:55.180,0:03:00.380 But my defeated eyes 0:03:00.740,0:03:05.440 Saw seven figures. 0:03:05.720,0:03:11.300 "Congratulations!" Everyone had waited for me, 0:03:11.500,0:03:14.160 And spoke to me so tenderly 0:03:14.380,0:03:17.400 I didn't want to cry, 0:03:17.600,0:03:20.680 In fact, I wanted to smile, 0:03:21.000,0:03:25.840 But neverending tears fell where I stood 0:03:26.260,0:03:34.460 And I wanted to tell the people I had met here how I felt, but... 0:03:34.680,0:03:39.440 I'm sorry - you taught me how to street fight, 0:03:39.600,0:03:45.400 But you never taught me how to say thank you very well 0:03:45.660,0:03:50.480 As I bawled out, I was consoled 0:03:51.040,0:03:56.640 By all of your gentle hands...