0:00:01.160,0:00:05.520 I'm a god of this solar system, 0:00:06.100,0:00:11.080 And I'm going to make a new planet 0:00:11.820,0:00:16.120 As decided by assembly, 0:00:17.260,0:00:21.320 My budget's 10 quintillion Japanese yen 0:00:22.280,0:00:26.760 I wouldn't say it's an abundant amount, 0:00:27.520,0:00:31.820 But that's just where I excel; 0:00:32.380,0:00:37.140 With liberal use of my godly saving skills, 0:00:37.680,0:00:42.040 I'll at least try to make things work... 0:00:43.020,0:00:47.460 God's an Energy Cheapskate 0:01:03.640,0:01:07.680 I made some low-budget creatures 0:01:08.560,0:01:13.100 And "human" is what I named them. 0:01:13.980,0:01:18.120 Their cheap little heads are full of faults 0:01:18.700,0:01:23.160 And they're lacking seven dozen parts 0:01:24.280,0:01:28.700 They're a rather troublesome, over-emotional sort; 0:01:29.280,0:01:33.540 They've always got troubles, so they pray to me... 0:01:34.440,0:01:37.140 Don't pray like it's a toll-free call, dammit! 0:01:37.680,0:01:43.980 I'm the one who has to work the costs! 0:01:44.720,0:01:47.800 If you waste money on that kind of junk, 0:01:48.340,0:01:54.260 I'll have less to spend on the ozone layer! 0:01:55.160,0:01:59.800 Hell, I might as well link your peanut brains 0:02:00.400,0:02:04.740 To a LAN connection with the heavens! 0:02:15.980,0:02:20.220 The creatures I had named humans 0:02:20.820,0:02:25.380 Pondered with their deficient brains 0:02:26.160,0:02:30.600 They were so curious and energetic, 0:02:31.060,0:02:35.700 They dared to seek their planet's secrets 0:02:36.300,0:02:38.300 The crust that was just packed with cotton, 0:02:38.700,0:02:40.700 The Ice Age—the AC was really just broken; 0:02:41.420,0:02:43.560 Those dinosaur fossils are plastic models of mine... 0:02:43.960,0:02:45.960 Pay no attention to any of it! 0:02:46.720,0:02:49.840 Mammoths went extinct while the breakers were out 0:02:50.500,0:02:56.080 We're risking a whole planet with electricity! 0:02:56.940,0:02:59.780 I'm borrowing from the god of Venus, 0:03:00.280,0:03:06.560 But his price is going up, so I've gotta be stingy! 0:03:07.460,0:03:14.020 At this rate, we'll be bankrupt in a few more years... 0:03:15.120,0:03:16.940 I have to handle this somehow! 0:03:17.940,0:03:19.460 (I have to handle this somehow!) 0:03:30.740,0:03:34.900 With funds, I could've made the axis totally straight, 0:03:35.680,0:03:39.880 And made perfect creatures too—but as it happens, 0:03:41.060,0:03:43.060 The tilt of the axis birthed seasons, 0:03:43.580,0:03:46.560 And imperfect hearts birthed love... 0:03:47.460,0:03:50.440 It was a pretty good planet after all... 0:03:55.880,0:03:58.980 But I can't do it anymore! I'm selling this crap planet! 0:03:59.700,0:04:05.000 And then I'll pay off heaven's national debt! 0:04:06.160,0:04:09.840 So walk with your heads high, you pitiful people! 0:04:10.480,0:04:15.720 You'll be dead soon without me, though! (lol!) 0:04:16.420,0:04:21.440 I guess now that that's done with, I'll get my pay, 0:04:22.080,0:04:26.100 And take a well-earned trip to a hot spring! 0:04:29.500,0:04:31.340 Somewhere like Atami!